Posted by admin | Posted in dietary supplements | Posted on 14-08-2010
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There is a point in my nose!
I got up and went to the bathroom
If I had washed and wiped his face dry
But I stopped when I looked in the mirror
What I saw, I wanted to mourn
Well, in my usually pale
With just a freckle or two about
Was a huge monster large bright red
Sitting at the end of the snout
Twas not a black spot or grain or boil
It throbbed and burned and widened it
Was I think, a new country
And independence had been declared
Now I'm not an exaggeration to
To be or sensationalized over the top
But this grain of sand was very clearly a mountain
Or a volcano waiting to pop
So I emptied the box of cleaning products
Of masks facial creams and potions
I turned on the tap and all windows closed
And the bathroom filled with steam
And I prepared to make extraction
To recover what was rightfully mine
With sterile tweezers and a needle
(For anesthesia, I opened a little wine)
With nerves shot and hands all of a quiver
Sweat from my head to toe
I chose my weapon (well, my cotton swab) of choice
And he began the assault on the nose
With military stealth and precision
I found my destination (it was not difficult, to be fair)
And I pushed and poked and pushed me I
But the pain was unbearable
I thought about calling my doctor
You get a call from home and fix this mess
But he is handsome and attractive young
And I do not think my nose is impressive
Therefore there is only one option
As I finished my bottle of wine
A medical emergency
I'll have to call 999
Surprisingly not send an ambulance
And he told me off-line
They said, "a place not is a matter of life or death "
He said, "mine is obvious they have not seen"
Now I'm not for more than reaction
But I thought I should take my bed
There was no way I was going to clubs
Not when it is £ 10 a head …
So that's where I am this minute
And I've thrown all the creams in the tank
Because despite endless hours of cleaning
Another finding on the chin
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